bitch????? why would you click? I said "you are here" was my word not good enough? Don't you trust me?
that's actually such poor form. But you know what. I respect that you decided to click the link. You wanted all those blue words on my beautiful stylish homepage to turn purple. Leave no stone unturned. You are one of the world's true searchers.
jk i know you totally just clicked it because you know how funny and great I am and you didn't want to miss a single surprise I had in store for you. Sooooo predictable.
here's something good.
real homepage.for now.